Is it get to know John Constantine Day, or something? Is this some twisted version of "Career day"?! Let's get to know the demon hunter!

Fuck. I haven't been asked so many questions since.... Chas died....

Shit. I need a smoke.

This happens all the time, huh?

You know, the port shit? People falling off and acting weird? Travelling to some fairy tale land? Fucking shit. What did I get myself into?